Why Ray Rice will never play pro football again

The NFL wants nothing to do with Ray Rice. He’s toxic now, and for good reason. And because they’re a good business partner, the CFL won’t take him either. Nobody’s complaining, aside from maybe Rice himself (not publicly, mind you) and the few Rice apologists left on that burning bandwagon. But talented NFL players have […]

This weekend in NFL stupid

A weekly TGS staple is back, ready to mock the NFL each and every Tuesday morning. The premise is pretty self-explanatory, so let’s get right to our first review of the stupidest things to take place throughout the league this past weekend. The stupidest quarterback decision Um, Tony Romo. See that defender who fell in […]

Roger Goodell played God… and lost

They say absolute power corrupts absolutely, and now it’s absolutely certain that Roger Goodell should be removed as commissioner of the National Football League. Whether Goodell leaves the commissioner’s office via voluntary means or the owners of the NFL make him leave really makes no difference.  Regardless of how it happens, it’s time for Goodell […]

Ray Rice is a disgusting human

Ray Rice is a horrible, filthy human. That cannot be debated. He deserved nothing more than your disgust before today. At least now we won’t have to endure his first regular-season appearance in Baltimore, when he would have heard cheers again, just as he did during the preseason and training camp. The Ravens released Rice […]

“I’ll take the wide receiving condom”

This is clearly some verbal juggling gone wrong. But it’s much more fun to pretend someone actually wrote “wide receiving condom” on the teleprompter, and it was then said verbatim Ron Burgundy style. Hahaha Edmund can’t handle the

15 crazy stats from Week 1

Burning, inferno wreckage was a common theme throughout the first Sunday of this shiny new NFL season. But how we arrived there was either entertaining or horribly depressing, depending on your fan affiliations. Let’s trudge through the sewage of zany numbers together, beginning with a lot of horrible coming your way from America’s team that’s […]

This Week In Pain: Clowney could be gone for a long time

Every week bones break and muscles rip around the NFL. We’ll take a look at the most significant injuries, and what happens next. This is why we can’t have nice things Jadeveon Clowney was supposed to be a freak-ish being, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. And he’ll be that guy, but only […]

Graham Gano practices in the middle of a marching band

Graham Gano needs to hone is craft, dammit. GET OUT OF THE WAY! Awesome scene at half. Band on field late, Gano tries to kick in middle of band during number … pic.twitter.com/syUYcrfQYg — Greg Auman (@gregauman)

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Falcons tickets 67% above average for season opener vs Saints

The Atlanta Falcons will welcome the New Orleans Saints this Sunday in their first game of the 2014 NFL season. After going just 4-12 last season following a 2012 season that saw the team reach the NFC Championship Game, the Falcons will be hard pressed to return to postseason form in 2014. Atlanta won’t catch […]

The Seahawks make elite quarterbacks look ordinary

The Seattle Seahawks have a daunting, highly physical, and downright painful defense. This is not new or shocking information. Their success that ended in a championship last year is grounded in a unique blend of speed and power, especially in the secondary, where all four starters are large, and play large. But it would be […]

NFL players read mean tweets

“Terrell Suggs looks like a penis.” Preach, anonymous Twitter dot com ghouls. Preach.

Upon Further Review: That time the NFL season opened on a Saturday

“Upon further review” is a recurring segment in which This Given Sunday analyzes quirks and fascinating tidbits from the NFL’s history books. Tonight, the NFL will open its season in prime time on a Thursday evening for the 13th consecutive year. It seems we’ve stumbled into a nice tradition, with the defending Super Bowl champion […]

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