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15 crazy stats from Week 1

Burning, inferno wreckage was a common theme throughout the first Sunday of this shiny new NFL season. But how we arrived there was either entertaining or horribly depressing, depending on your fan affiliations. Let’s trudge through the sewage of zany numbers together, beginning with a lot of horrible coming your way from America’s team that’s […]

This Week In Pain: Clowney could be gone for a long time

Every week bones break and muscles rip around the NFL. We’ll take a look at the most significant injuries, and what happens next. This is why we can’t have nice things Jadeveon Clowney was supposed to be a freak-ish being, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. And he’ll be that guy, but only […]

Graham Gano practices in the middle of a marching band

Graham Gano needs to hone is craft, dammit. GET OUT OF THE WAY! Awesome scene at half. Band on field late, Gano tries to kick in middle of band during number … pic.twitter.com/syUYcrfQYg — Greg Auman (@gregauman)

The Seahawks make elite quarterbacks look ordinary

The Seattle Seahawks have a daunting, highly physical, and downright painful defense. This is not new or shocking information. Their success that ended in a championship last year is grounded in a unique blend of speed and power, especially in the secondary, where all four starters are large, and play large. But it would be […]

NFL players read mean tweets

“Terrell Suggs looks like a penis.” Preach, anonymous Twitter dot com ghouls. Preach.

32 questions for 32 teams

It’s here. In a matter of hours, real, meaingful football will be on your living room picture boxes, and you’ll be able to scream and spill things like it never left. Not to be the wet blanket on that joy, but soon your team will lose a game (or several) and you’ll be angry. Every […]

What Johnny Manziel would look like if he was bald

Sometimes the Internet does amazing, and completely ridiculous things prompted by nothing at all. This is one of those times. Over at Mandatory, they plucked a handful of quarterbacks and asked the question we all have on our minds: what would bald Quarterback X look like? The highlight is a very aged Johnny Manziel, who […]

Jim Irsay hit rock bottom twice today

Jim Irsay did a stupid thing this past March. He drove while under the influence of drugs, and we’re not talking about your standard street organics here. Irsay had hydrocodone and oxycodone in his system. In English, painkillers, and pretty strong ones. Pumping those down is reckless, but it’s the product of a larger drug […]

Ethan Westbrooks put a tattoo on his face for motivation

There are many ways to find professional motivation. One is to think of a previous job you held as a student that was awful (we’ve all had a few of those), and to say to yourself “I’m never, ever doing anything like that again, because it was the worst.” Ethan Westbrooks took that several bounding […]

History shows franchise quarterbacks often miss a full season due to injury

The term “franchise quarterback” is tossed around often, even more often than the word “elite” to describe those quarterbacks. By definition, the franchise quarterback is a cornerstone, one that provides a sense of security. Once this elusive gem is found, a general manager is much more at ease. His life mission is complete, because he […]

Tom Brady throws fits to get his wife’s attention

We’ve all been there, Tom. Sometimes a guy just needs to feel loved, even if that guy is a three-time Super Bowl champ with a supermodel wife. To get the attention of said wife (Gisele Bundchen), Tom Brady often brings out his inner five-year old. That’s what he told Man of the World magazine (via […]

Marshawn Lynch works out with Skittles

Most Skittles workouts are done while sitting, slouching, or being otherwise stationary and consuming large quantities of the delicious candy. Marshawn Lynch has other ideas. Thanks, Fox Sports

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