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J.J. Watt caught a touchdown pass

Of course he did, because there are few things in this life J.J. Watt can’t do. If VCRs still existed he could probably program one. JJ Watt TD https://t.co/0hj0VVU4Lw — Will Brinson (@WillBrinson)

You can still be an NFL fan right now, just don’t be more than that

There are 1,696 NFL players on active rosters, a number that expands to 2,016 if we include those on practice squads who won’t be in uniform when Sunday’s games kick off. The overwhelming majority of those players are normal, law-abiding people who also happen to be supremely talented athletes. We watch and idolize them. We […]

There are “Goodell must go” banners above three NFL stadiums

Roger Goodell is essentially the CEO of the NFL. And when someone in that position approaches a serious issue like domestic abuse with blatant negligence, the result is confusion at first, and then anger. A whole lot of anger. And at three stadiums today it will be quite visible. Ultraviolet, a women’s advocacy organization, is […]

When does it stop being too early to call J.J. Watt a Hall of Famer?

I know, it always seems foolish to discuss the Hall of Fame credentials of a player who could be around for at least another 10 years, and who’s playing the final season of his rookie contract right now. Since time travel still hasn’t been perfected, we can’t go forward and know what injuries J.J. Watt […]

The NFC East, perfectly illustrated in cartoon form

The NFC East is a mess (again). Robert Griffin III and Eli Manning are still struggling mightily with new offenses. The Dallas Cowboys have pretty much no defense whatsoever and they committed four turnovers during a Week 1 debacle against San Francisco. And although the Eagles won, they still fell behind 17-0 to the Jaguars. […]

Trent Richardson still prefers tacklers over green grass

Trent Richardson is a rumbling bowling ball when he gets into the open field. But along with staying healthy, that last part — getting into the open field, ever — has been a problem throughout his first two NFL seasons. And early signs indicate little will change for Richardson this year. He has more than […]

Current and former NFL players rip Roger Goodell on Twitter

It’s remarkable that Ray Rice’s disgusting actions have been met by equally disgusting inaction my NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, but here we are. Understandably, the focus all week has been on the second surveillance tape which showed exactly what happened in that Atlantic City elevator between Rice and his then fiance. You’ve seen it repeatedly […]

Are the Kansas City Chiefs destined to fall on their face in 2014?

It was always hard to take the 2013 Kansas City Chiefs seriously. They have a fine head coaching mind at the helm who was in his first season, and one of the best pass rushing tandems between Justin Houston and Tamba Hali. They also employ Jamaal Charles, a running back capable of turning a game […]

A Ray Rice jersey becomes “Be Nice To Girls”

The process of erasing Ray Rice from the NFL’s memory forever has begun. The Ravens will give fans the opportunity to exchange their Rice jerseys for another one of their choice, and EA Sports will be removing the released running back from Madden 15. But instead of exchanging — or burning — his six-year-old daughter’s […]

Giants fans are already burning Eli Manning’s jersey

We get it, disgruntled Giants fans. Your team was a disaster last night, and there are so very few reasons to think it’s going to get better anytime soon. But it’s still one game, and there are still 15 more left to douse that dumpsterfire. Oh look, speaking of fire… Wow, didn’t know it was […]

The Cardinals still can’t defend tight ends

The Arizona Cardinals were impressively alright last night in a white-knuckle, 18-17 win over the Chargers considering the amount of losses and departures they had throughout the offseason. Between Daryl Washington (suspended), Karlos Dansby (in Cleveland), and Darnell Dockett (broken), three core defenders from last year’s unit that allowed the sixth fewest yards in the […]

There was a very confused fan in Arizona last night

This man is trying to communicate something. But what? That there was an alternate universe where LaDainian Tomlinson spent his legendary years with the Cardinals? That the Cardinals and Chargers are the same football team, and a win for one is a win for all? That he hates hot takes, and prefers the safe comfort […]

Why this season could get a lot worse for the Giants

Learning a new offense is not an easy thing to do in football. Let’s just get that out of the way off the top here, and state it as a simple fact. The challenge gets even more difficult when, like Eli Manning, you’re a quarterback who’s been the product of the same system since 2007. […]

Ray Rice is a disgusting human

Ray Rice is a horrible, filthy human. That cannot be debated. He deserved nothing more than your disgust before today. At least now we won’t have to endure his first regular-season appearance in Baltimore, when he would have heard cheers again, just as he did during the preseason and training camp. The Ravens released Rice […]

“I’ll take the wide receiving condom”

This is clearly some verbal juggling gone wrong. But it’s much more fun to pretend someone actually wrote “wide receiving condom” on the teleprompter, and it was then said verbatim Ron Burgundy style. Hahaha Edmund can’t handle the

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