When a puppy is around the house there’s a constant state of high alert. How long has it been since he was last outside?  What did he do outside? Should he go outside now? Why is he not outside now? Those are all questions asked repeatedly, by the minute, because the alternative is some urine […]

Tom Brady was horrible last night, to put it sort of politely. He turned the ball over three times (an interception and two fumbles) while the Patriots were roundhouse kicked by Kansas City, losing 41-14. But while Brady’s slump and downward slide is real, his entire team was horrible too. He received little help from […]

This won’t be nearly as popular as the Tim Tebow cutout from a few years ago, because nothing on this Earth is as popular as something touched by the hand of Tebow. Alex Smith’s cutout is weirdly terrifying. Would you want this thing with its large forehead just sitting there at your desk, staring all […]

When Steve Smith was released by the Carolina Panthers back in March and then signed by the Ravens, he warned of “blood and guts” coming during the Week 4 game between the two teams. As a safety precaution he urged everyone to wear goggles. DeAngelo Williams believes in a safe workplace. I’m ready for sunday

For the record, the correct answer here is always one horse-sized duck. That big lug will lack any maneuverability whatsoever, and those tiny horses can pack a mean kick, man.

Jay Gruden’s Washington Redskins have lost two of their first three games this season. So we can safely assume his cats have had a few pretty rough weeks. Jay Gruden, life at home after a loss. “I yell at my cats to get out of my bed. They have these bells on them. And they […]

The Pittsburgh Steelers are decimated by injuries at linebacker after Jarvis Jones landed on the short-term injured reserve following wrist surgery, and first-round pick Ryan Shazier will also miss time due to a sprained MCL. So to the surprise of absolutely no one James Harrison will be dusted off. The veteran and Steelers legend retired […]

Much like his quarterback (who has a chronic, and mentally crippling high five problem), Patriots owner Robert Kraft can’t get any of that sweet hand-slapping love.

If you own and maintain a chicken coop, you should be damn proud. It seems that for Titans quarterback Jake Locker, his tiny backyard chicken colony is both a source of serenity, and convenience. Quarterbacks usually have a weekly conference call with reporters who cover the team they’re set to play. For reasons that aren’t […]

For something to do with his suddenly free time (and presumably for some cash too), Josh Gordon started working at a local car dealership when his year-long suspension was first handed down. It’s since been reduced to 10 games after the NFL and NFLPA agreed on a new drug policy. That means Gordon is running […]

Back when Peyton Manning purchased some Colorado-based Papa John’s franchises, it was too easy to joke that Manning was making a smart investment based on the fact the state was in the process of legalizing marijuana. But Manning’s no idiot regarding the munchies, which is why he told Peter King of The MMQB that there […]

Before he became one of the most successful professional athletes of his time, Tom Brady was Thomas E. Brady, Jr., a Michigan grad looking for a job in a tough market. On Thursday, he dug up his résumé from that time and shared it with the world. In an alternate universe, Tom Brady is raking sand […]

This is truly special and creative. James Jones is not a man who does things halfway. No, he’s mostly a man who says to himself “I’m going to do this horrible thing twice, and in a matter of seconds!” Then he does that thing, and it’s glorious… I want to know what went through James […]

Of course he did, because there are few things in this life J.J. Watt can’t do. If VCRs still existed he could probably program one. JJ Watt TD https://t.co/0hj0VVU4Lw — Will Brinson (@WillBrinson)