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The NFC East, perfectly illustrated in cartoon form

The NFC East is a mess (again). Robert Griffin III and Eli Manning are still struggling mightily with new offenses. The Dallas Cowboys have pretty much no defense whatsoever and they committed four turnovers during a Week 1 debacle against San Francisco. And although the Eagles won, they still fell behind 17-0 to the Jaguars. […]

A Ray Rice jersey becomes “Be Nice To Girls”

The process of erasing Ray Rice from the NFL’s memory forever has begun. The Ravens will give fans the opportunity to exchange their Rice jerseys for another one of their choice, and EA Sports will be removing the released running back from Madden 15. But instead of exchanging — or burning — his six-year-old daughter’s […]

Giants fans are already burning Eli Manning’s jersey

We get it, disgruntled Giants fans. Your team was a disaster last night, and there are so very few reasons to think it’s going to get better anytime soon. But it’s still one game, and there are still 15 more left to douse that dumpsterfire. Oh look, speaking of fire… Wow, didn’t know it was […]

There was a very confused fan in Arizona last night

This man is trying to communicate something. But what? That there was an alternate universe where LaDainian Tomlinson spent his legendary years with the Cardinals? That the Cardinals and Chargers are the same football team, and a win for one is a win for all? That he hates hot takes, and prefers the safe comfort […]

“I’ll take the wide receiving condom”

This is clearly some verbal juggling gone wrong. But it’s much more fun to pretend someone actually wrote “wide receiving condom” on the teleprompter, and it was then said verbatim Ron Burgundy style. Hahaha Edmund can’t handle the

Graham Gano practices in the middle of a marching band

Graham Gano needs to hone is craft, dammit. GET OUT OF THE WAY! Awesome scene at half. Band on field late, Gano tries to kick in middle of band during number … pic.twitter.com/syUYcrfQYg — Greg Auman (@gregauman)

NFL players read mean tweets

“Terrell Suggs looks like a penis.” Preach, anonymous Twitter dot com ghouls. Preach.

What Johnny Manziel would look like if he was bald

Sometimes the Internet does amazing, and completely ridiculous things prompted by nothing at all. This is one of those times. Over at Mandatory, they plucked a handful of quarterbacks and asked the question we all have on our minds: what would bald Quarterback X look like? The highlight is a very aged Johnny Manziel, who […]

Ethan Westbrooks put a tattoo on his face for motivation

There are many ways to find professional motivation. One is to think of a previous job you held as a student that was awful (we’ve all had a few of those), and to say to yourself “I’m never, ever doing anything like that again, because it was the worst.” Ethan Westbrooks took that several bounding […]

Tom Brady throws fits to get his wife’s attention

We’ve all been there, Tom. Sometimes a guy just needs to feel loved, even if that guy is a three-time Super Bowl champ with a supermodel wife. To get the attention of said wife (Gisele Bundchen), Tom Brady often brings out his inner five-year old. That’s what he told Man of the World magazine (via […]

Marshawn Lynch works out with Skittles

Most Skittles workouts are done while sitting, slouching, or being otherwise stationary and consuming large quantities of the delicious candy. Marshawn Lynch has other ideas. Thanks, Fox Sports

A tiny linebacker is the best Madden glitch ever

It seems Madden 15 is the gift of comedy that just keeps on giving. First there was Everson Griffen turning into a UFO, and now we have this inspirational tiny Titans linebacker. That’s Christian Kirksey, a rookie from Iowa who’s actually a normal-sized football human at 6’2″, but Madden has him listed at a feisty […]

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