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Man wearing horse head interviews horses, Raiders fans

Oh, you need more than what that headline provides? Sorry, can’t do it. All we know is that at some point during (or before? After?) Sunday’s Broncos-Raiders game, this happened… Sorry, still looking at this photo. pic.twitter.com/ktNLAeKxus — Tim Ryan (@TheSportsHernia)

Playoff contenders and pretenders entering the second half of the season

Every year around the halfway point of the season we start to think about playoff scenarios. Inevitably the possibilities that emerge require a wild imagination and advanced arithmetic. Though Week 10 has now officially begun it feels like there are only about four teams we can look at and definitely say they won’t be playing […]

Spencer Lanning: “What’s a Jeremy Hill?”

Cincinnati Bengals rookie running back Jeremy Hill said some incredibly stupid things after his team was walloped by the Cleveland Browns at home Thursday night. The highlight of his nonsensical words was when he said “they’re probably worse than I thought”. That’s his apparently honest assessment after a 21-point loss in a game when he […]

8 crazy stats from Week 9

You’re about to notice a lot of Jeremy Maclin during our weekly numerical rundown. But we start with a quarterback who could break the single-season passing record. 3,085: Andrew Luck’s passing yards through nine games this season. Peyton Manning is the only quarterback with more during that span in

Odell Beckham Jr. showed off his ridiculous hands

After repeatedly watching these one-handed grabs by Odell Beckham Jr. in warm-ups last night during much happier times for the New York Giants, you’ll have just one simple question. How? OH MY GOODNESS, THESE ODELL BECKHAM JR. ONE-HANDED CATCHES (vine via

This Week in Hurt: The return of the Sanchize

Every week bones break and muscles rip around the NFL. We’ll take a look at the most significant injuries, and what happens next. It seems we’ve developed a bit of a theme with our weekly hurt rundown. A few weeks back it was a bad time to be a running back for the Buffalo Bills […]

Head coach hot seat update: How is Rex Ryan still employed?

When I start seeing Halloween decorations alongside sparkling Christmas ornaments in places where such things are sold, I have two questions: – Why? – When is an NFL head coach going to be fired? As the weather gets colder outside for most of us who don’t have the privilege of sunshine glory year-round, the temperature […]

15 crazy stats from Week 8

You’ll notice quite a few Ben Roethlisberger numbers this week, because that’s what happens when you pass for 522 yards and tie the fourth highest single-game total in league history. But first let’s start with a game that began in the wee hours Sunday morning, when the NFL booted its hottest mess across an ocean. […]

A Cowboys fan shaved Tony Romo into his head

When you earn athletic fame your name could be anywhere, at any time while on someone’s back. It’s an honor but also sort of a weird concept to think that while one dedicated fan is chillin’ at home on the couch wearing your jersey, another is rocking it while drooling on himself at the local pub, […]

This Week in Hurt: Jake Long breaks again

Every week bones break and muscles rip around the NFL. We’ll take a look at the most significant injuries, and what happens next. Being a St. Louis Rams fan was always going to be difficult this season. Sam Bradford went down in August, and he’s average at best to begin with. He was replaced first […]

8 NFL records that won’t be broken for a long time

When Peyton Manning established a new all-time passing touchdowns record in Week 7 by heaving one into the endzone for the 509th time, the achievement represented not only success, but sustained success. Sure, that’s true of every all-time record, but with Manning it felt different. Not too long ago there were legitimate concerns about the […]

Andrew Hawkins banishes son for being a Bengals fan

Andrew Hawkins spent the first three seasons of his career with the Cincinnati Bengals before moving on to the division rival Browns as a restricted free agent this past offseason. But it seems his two-year-old son Austin still has strong ties with the Bengals. So strong that when asked about his favorite players, he responded […]

11 crazy stats from Week 7

You’re about to notice a lot of Denver Broncos numbers that just aren’t fair. They still have a pretty petrifying offense, and stopping Demaryius Thomas might not happen ever again. 21.4: Demaryius Thomas’ average yards per reception during another week of catching everything, this time in a win over the San Francisco 49ers. 521: The […]

This Week In Hurt: Being a Bills running back was painful

Every week bones break and muscles rip around the NFL. We’ll take a look at the most significant injuries, and what happens next. The Buffalo Bills haven’t advanced to the playoffs in 15 years, and they haven’t finished with a winning record in a decade. Their fanbase desperately needs something to keep them warm during […]

Reporter calls Colt McCoy “Kirk”

Usually we would reassure Colt McCoy and say there are far worse names to be called. But in Washington right now that might not be true.

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